ALL GIRLS SCHOOL

It was only yesterday that my entire school, consisting of seventy girls, went on a large white yacht. We had a blast, and as we looked out from to top deck of the boat out to the beautiful scenery around us, the captain told us little tidbits about the gorgeous houses that were on either side of the lake.  One short story that Captain Stern told us was about a man named Frederick who lived in a massive mansion only twenty feet away from us. He unfortunately had to file for bankruptcy, and that was the end to his rich and comfortable life. It was in the 1970’s, when inventions were so very new and exciting to the entire world. This man, Frederick was convinced that he could make hair grow on a bald man’s head. As hard as he tried, he could still not make hairless men hairy again. Even with all of the money he was getting from the bald men, and surely he was getting money left and right, he could not succeed. To his dismay, the federation of the Pompano County clamped down on him, and his failures cost him dearly.  That was the end to his magnificent life, one of luxury and success. Even though his home cost an insuperable sum of money, millions in fact, an even richer man bought his mansion only days afterwards.

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